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Mob Tees
Are Handmade HTV Tee's made on 100% cotton 6.1oz Hanes Unisex Athletic T-shirts.
Available in US size S,M,L or XL
Mob Wear is the RUDEST most VULGAR, OFFENSIVE, INSULTING and down right NASTY clothing on the planet.
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BUYERS GUIDE
How HARD do you like it?
On our dildos we offer SUPER SOFT, SOFT, MEDIUM, and FIRM as firmness options.
Our strokers and grinders are only offered in SUPER SOFT firmness. The softness of this material makes it a little more prone to nicks and cuts, so make sure to take extra care with your Super Soft toys.
SUPER SOFT (shore 00-20) is the softest silicone we offer and is mainly used on our strokers and grinders. We also offer this firmness for dildos. It is soft and gummy and will not stand on it's own.
SOFT (shore 00-50) is the recommended firmness we offer for dildos. It compresses and bends very easily.
MEDIUM (shore A10) is the middle ground of our firmness options. It's somewhat more difficult to compress than Soft but does not bend as much on its own.
FIRM (shore A20) is the hardest firmness that we have available. It is difficult to compress; it springs back to its original shape very quickly when bent and released.
Some dildo models may have difficulty standing on their own (due to top-heaviness)
At KinkMob our custom creations are hand-poured from the highest quality materials to make a truly unique silicone toy. We use cosmetic grade mica powders and premium liquid pigments mixed into Platinum Silicone that is produced right here un the USA.
Why Silicone?
Even though the cost of silicone is much more expensive than many of the other raw materials used in making inferior quality toys. Silicone is vastly superior. heres why...
Platinum Silicone Is
- Non Toxic And Phthalate Free
Your health and safety is important. Phthalates are chemicals that are commonly used in lower quality toys to make them softer. Toys that contain phthalates often have chemicals that will leech out over time. Contact with your body may cause health risks. - Hypoallergenic
Silicone allergies are extremely rare. Silicone toys can be used by most people. Even those who are allergic to things like latex which is found in lower quality toys. - Non Porous
Silicone is non porous. This means its hard for things like bacteria to stick to. - Easy To Clean
Because silicone is non porous it is easy to clean. It can be boiled or washed with bleach. Some people even put their toys in the dishwasher. - Resilient
Silicone is extremely resilient. It can withstand being boiled or temperatures below freezing. Our silicone toys are soft and stretchy and return to their original shape.
What does this mean for you?
You can rest assured that any product you get from KinkMob will be body safe, And made from the highest quality materials available. Our skilled artists will hand-pour your custom creation, resulting in a beautiful one of a kind toy. With proper care your toy will last years to come.
All Ready To Play items will ship within 7 business days
Preorder items will ship on the date of release or the next business day
All Made To Order and Custom items will be added to the cue in the order it was received and will ship in 1-4 weeks
How do I get free shipping?
Any order over $150 before tax that is shipped to the USA will have shipping included in checkout. Free shipping is USPS First class package or Priority Mail Depending on package weight.
*Free Shipping offer is in the continental USA only. All other orders will have the shipping price calculated in the cart.
Discreet packaging, we package all of our products in plain cardboard boxes. KM Industries will be displayed on the shipping label as the return sender.
We exclusively use USPS as our shipping carrier.
Items will be listed as silicone sculpture on any customs declarations paperwork.
Due to state laws we can not sell or ship any of our products to Alabama
We only except cancelations on orders up to 1 hour after the order has been placed
Due to the nature and customization of our products WE DO NOT ACCEPT RETURNS for any reason. We do not issue refunds for any reason.We are not responsible for items damaged or lost in shipping.
We quality check all of our products before they are packaged to ensure they are up to our standards.
As Real As It Gets
Ever wanted to fuck your favorite model. Now you can. All of our realistic toys are made by molding real anatomy from your favorite amateur models. We do not use 3D scans to get something that kind of looks like similar to human body parts. We use a body safe silicone life casting method to capture every detail, big or small. This is the only way to give you the most accurate and realistic toy experience. To see how we mold our models check out our channel on PornHub.
Show Your Support
Show your favorite model some love by purchasing one of their toys. Models receive a percentage of every toy we sell that was molded from their bodies. Don't forget, to check out our Shop By Model page to see all of the current models we have available. Are you an amateur adult model? Are you interested in having your anatomy molded and turned into premium quality silicone sex toys? If so check out our Model Program.
The designs on Mob Wear are made from a premium quality HTV. Even though this is a very durable product, to extend the life of the product it is recommended to wash your items in cold water and air dry or use a delicate setting with low or no heat. Hats should be hand washed only.
Silicone is a tough material but it’s not indestructible. Use this guide to help you get a long life out of your KinkMob toy.
1. Your silicone toy is strong but does not like sharp things like finger nails or rough surfaces.. This may cause tears in the silicone which will rip with further use.
2. We highly suggest you do NOT use or let your toy come in contact with silicone based lube as this will degrade the silicone.
3. Silicone does not like cheap materials. So, if you have toys that are made of vinyl, or that do not say 100% silicone, do NOT store your KinkMob toys with them. Keep them separate. You KinkMob toy may breakdown, get sticky, smelly, change color, and other unwanted thing I’d you store them with low quality toys and materials.
Warning, we do not take responsibility for customer negligence due to improper storage and use. We work hard to make sure that every toy we create leaves us in perfect condition. Silicone is a wonderful, body safe material but with improper handling and care it can and will degrade, especially softer silicone. We made you an amazing toy, now do your part in giving it a loving home and take care of it.
4. We know your excited to try your new KinkMob toy but BEFORE you do, make sure you clean it thoroughly with soap and very warm water.Always use a water based lube when playing with your toy.When playtime is over, always wash your toy thoroughly with soap and very warm water to prevent bacteria. You can put it in the dishwasher for a really good clean or soak it in 10% bleach water mix for an hour and use a non-abrasive sponge to remove any particles. Make sure to rinse well and air dry after any cleaning. We recommend to place the opening of your dildo and strokers against the flow of water to flush out any bacteria and particles that could be inside. If you can get a finger in any crevice of your toy, do so to help wipe away any residue. Most of our dildos have a built in cum tube for use with our optional cum kit. This tube should be cleaned even if you choose to use it without a cum kit.
5. We recommend storing your toys dry, in a ziplock bag or in clean, dry towels. Make sure they will be in a place where they will not be squished, touching chemicals, or touching other toys made with materials other than silicone.
6. Using your toy with a Cum kit
Our cum kit feature lets you add a tubing kit which replicates a huge, thick, cumshot from your dildo whenever you want.. It does this by letting you squirt your choice of lube down a tube set in the center of the toy, and out of the tip. Most of our dildos are made to be used with the cum kit.
Our Cum Kit includes a 60ml syringe that attaches to the end of a 3ft cum tube and a 1ft fill tube so you can stick it in a bottle of lube to fill as much as you want.
When cleaning your dildo,, it's very important to thoroughly clean out the contents of the cum kit. The toy is designed to be easy to clean, but you need to be sure you don't let any used lube, congeal and dry out in the center of the toy, or in the tube. We recommend flushing the cum kit out with very warm, soapy water - or if you really want to be thorough, a 10% bleach solution or baby bottle sterilizing mix to really clean it out. Remember to rinse the cumkit out thoroughly after cleaning.
Disclaimer of Liability
KM Industries LLC assumes no responsibility or liability for any injury, loss or damage incurred as a result of any use or reliance upon the information and material contained within this document.
KM Industries LLC has taken considerable care in preparing the information and materials which is contained within this document. However,
KM Industries LLC is unable to provide any warranty concerning the accuracy or completeness of any information contained within.